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Nothing makes Frog Monster happier than a nice muddy swamp.

Frog Monster says, "Shh! I'm pretending to be a plant."

Glorp! Blorp! Blurp! Click on the buttons below to hear him speak.

The muddy pond song:

Muddy pond, muddy pond!
Full of muck full of muck!
Slimy grimy dirt oh!
Slimy grimy dirt oh!
I love muck.
I love muck.

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